{"product_id":"please-schedule-all-surprise-appearances-doormat-funny-welcome-coir-mat","title":"Please Schedule All Surprise Appearances Doormat — Funny Welcome Coir Mat","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e24\" x 16\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.98\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eThickness, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e0.59\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis coir doormat greets guests with deadpan charm while keeping mud and moisture at bay. Made from resilient grade-A tufted coconut coir, it scrubs dirt from shoes with natural stiffness and dries quickly in outdoor entryways. The printed message—“Please schedule all surprise appearances.”—adds a wry, welcoming voice that suits homes where humor and clear boundaries meet. A black vinyl anti-slip backing holds the mat steady on porches, stoops, and thresholds so it stays put through foot traffic and light weather. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, the mat balances sustainable material choice with reliable construction to age gracefully at your door.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Grade-A tufted coconut coir for firm dirt-scraping and quick drying\u003cbr\u003e- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat securely in place\u003cbr\u003e- One standard size: 24\" × 16\" (61 cm × 40.6 cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Primarily designed for outdoor use—porches and entryways\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" x 16\"","offer_id":48416705839204,"sku":"20942599258511623145","price":37.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/4903\/0500\/files\/15812683700717391279_2048.jpg?v=1778804055","url":"https:\/\/realtimeinkclothing.com\/products\/please-schedule-all-surprise-appearances-doormat-funny-welcome-coir-mat","provider":"RealTimeInk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}